Wednesday, September 01, 2004

crime and punishment, 1

i'm starting a series on things people do that annoy the heck out of me, and the subsequent punishment they deserve...

crime: tail-gaters - people who stop their cars within inches of yours especially when the traffic is stop and go.
punishment: have them drive in front of a monster truck with no brakes...

crime: 3rd laners-people who go out of their lanes trying to overtake everybody on a 4 lane, 2 way street. They usually end up creating more traffic when they try to get back in the lane when its bumper to bumper already.
punishment: head-on collision with an 18-wheeler

crime: self righteous people who think they're better than everybody
punishment: chain them to a chair in front of a mirror for one whole year...let them realize who's better...them, or their reflection .

crime: two-timing your partner every chance you get, just because you like to have sex with everybody thus leading to break up with said partner.
punishment: three letters---STD.

to be continued.


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