Wednesday, March 09, 2005

contradicting contradictions

8. I am a straight up twisted person.

7. My mediocrity is the best.

6. I am simply complex.

5. I firmly believe without a single doubt in my mind that I am a skeptic.

4. In a roundabout, dilly dallying, beat-around-the-bush kind of way, I am frank and blunt.

3. I don't, and never, question anything?

2. I am not schizophrenic. Yes I am. No I'm not. Yes I am.

1. I consider myself witty because I...errr...ummmm... because...urmm... I am.


Anonymous sleepyinsomniac said...

i want more contradicting contradictions!!!! hehehe

11:10 PM  

Post a Comment

<< Home