stories to do. so little time.

stories i'm currently working on. or should i say, upcoming crap from me:

1.)embalmist who meets a dead girl who has a crush on him.

excerpt:

blah blah blah blah hmmm why is this dead girl staring at me?

2.)drug addict confined in a hospital basement.

excerpt:

blah blah blah today i teach the new girl the wonders of fellatio. yeaaah...

3.)guy meets a man he just saw on a wanted for murder poster

excerpt:

blah blah blah as greg shakes the hand of tom he wonders where he has seen him before, 'is he perhaps a celebrity?' thinks greg....

hope i have time to do them. wish me luck.

nyahahaha.

no. i'm serious.